I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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