We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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