I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I want to make a zoo with you.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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