I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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