I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sext me about skeletons
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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