Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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