That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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