Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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