I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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