All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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