That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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