did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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