im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
there was a trapeze. enough said
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
