I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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