You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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