Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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