okay pat passed out under dana's car
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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