You just made me feel so damn special
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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