And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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