Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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