I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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