This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My penis needs a shock collar
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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