Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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