whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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