he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
jump out the window naked night went bad
its liver damage thursday
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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