You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
