So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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