There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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