Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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