I feel like abortions should bother me more
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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