that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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