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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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