I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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