Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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