Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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