All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize