She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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