I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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