Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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