Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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