I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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