Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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