There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Rumble strips road head = magical
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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