Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
