what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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