That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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