So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I AM VODKA MAN
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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