I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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