We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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