summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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