you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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