Tell her she can't have a vagina
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
