your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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