My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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