stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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